

Queen Elizabeth II meets Tom Hiddleston and Michael Sheen at a special ‘Celebration of the Arts’ event at the Royal Academy of Arts on May 23, 2012 in London, England.
holy fuck Tom has now met the queen..
I WENT TO LOOK UP MASSACHUSETTS MAN BUT THIS IS MUCH BETTER:
did moon moon get a job

I need an Edna Mode life coach.
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Share a Coke with Sherlock
“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.
I snorted.
unfortunate phrasing again
I WANT TO DIE
HELLO JOHN
oH MY GOD
Now moisturise me.
“The Casket wasn’t the only thing you took from the Jotunheim that day, was it?”
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.







